When You Put it That Way...

The Departed: (some more dearly so than others)

Johnny Damon, Hideki Matsui, Melky Cabrera, Chein-Ming Wang, Phil Coke, Brian Bruney, Austin Jackson, Ian Kennedy, Jose Molina, Eric Hinske, Jerry Hairston Jr. Xavier Nady, Kevin Cash, Shelley Duncan, Michael Dunn

Divisional predictions all coming very, very soon.