2010 Predictions

I've been warming my hands at the hot stove all off-season, and with pitchers & catchers right around the corner I'm going to start making all of my predictions, division by division, for 2010's winners & losers, dark horses & letdowns, sluggers & slumpers, etcetera & etcetera. Well aware that the free agent market is still rife with talent and the potential for season-shattering injury plagues (Here's looking at you, Mets) are always a real and present danger, I humbly admit now that come October, this will all stand as an embarrassment. But here goes...

First up: the NL East